We get old – then older still,…and our various parts wear down and hurt like hell. Thank GOD we live in an age of medical miracles – and the great doctors who have studied long, hard, and devoted their lives to improving the quality of ours.
Meet Jimmy, the one man on earth who’ll get away with shooting me in the back!
Just twenty (20) short minutes with Doctor Spinelli, and a year of pain vanishes – almost immediately.
[Yes, results differ… Is that legal enough?]
It’s caused by degeneration of the disks in your lower back, – resulting on pinched nerves, – and by the time you know you’re in trouble – pain shoots down your leg, into your knee, and on down to your toes.
You make a lot of squeaking yelps, – enough that kids playing Pokémon-Go think you’re Pikachu.
Just 20 minutes with Jimmy,…and you’re ready to start dating younger girls again!
The most painful part lasts about 1 second – just 1 second – when his long needle goes into the disk. It’s well worth it.
The other ~ painful ~ part is getting past the Emerson Gargoyles – a couple of ‘nurses’ who act as if Obama himself had appointed them to act important.
My years of putting up with petty bureaucrats in the military prepared me….
With luck my shots will last at least a year – maybe two. Then I’ll see Jimmy again, – and hold my tongue as I get processed by the gargoyles….
But a year without pain – at my age, – and after my former life,…
You can reach Doctor Spinelli at: 978 287-3194
Emerson Spine Program
Emerson Hospital Center for Specialty Care
54 Baker Avenue Extension – Suite 203
Concord, MA 01742
Don’t worry about the gargoyles; – if you’ve lived through 8 years of Deval Patrick and 8 years of O’Bummer – you’ll survive your encounter….