“How Do I Love Thee Bro? Let Me Count The Minutes!”
Who knew Americans? Our pResident has a brother living in China?!? Yep! Half-brother Mark Okoth Obama Ndesandjo lives in Shenzhen , an hour out of Hong Kong, plays the piano, and recently authored a book -“Nairobi to Shenzhen“. In a touching moment of brotherly love Brother Barrack dropped in for a five (5) minute chat. It was all about carbon footprint you understand – he couldn’t keep the engines of his 71-car entourage idling any longer without adding to China’s air pollution problems.
Perhaps another reason Barrack didn’t stay longer was jealousy? I mean – Mark is married to a much prettier lady, – one who knows how to dress in public.
But I should be fair, Barrack also has pressing problems on his mind, like the 24% ($800+ Billion) of our national debt held by our biggest and most powerful world rival – Red China.
And Barrack is still wrestling with that pesky Afghanistan troop decision. So he sent Hillary to Kabul to tell Karzai to “clean up your corruption problem”. [Islamic leaders just love being lectured on corruption by a squeaky-clean American woman – like Mrs. Bill Clinton.]
So with the 71 limo engines running outside, and needing to be photographed on the Great Wall, and plan his Nobel acceptance speech and the State of the Union address, – well, you can easily understand why he had to cut short such a touching family visit. Not to worry, Mark fully understands!
/s/ Iron Mike
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