Pelosi Swears In Two New Republicans

Posted May 19th, 2020 by Iron Mike

It was stiffer upper Botox lip time for the Wicked Witch as she swore in two freshman Republicans to the final months of the 116th Congress.

Mike is an Annapolis grad and F-18 fighter pilot with 30 missions over Iraq.
Each won special elections on May 12th – and will have to run for reelection in November.   But Pelosi can already see the tide is turning.   We think she raised her mask because her teeth came loose again.

3 Responses to “Pelosi Swears In Two New Republicans”

  1. GreenBeretLTC

    Mrs. Pelousy is indeed a strange hen. And so terribly confused….

    Now, let’s see…. She (and most Democraps, for that matter) will raise holy hell if someone attempts to critically comment on the discussion and agreement between a doctor and a mother to kill the infant in her womb, but has the hubris, or hypocrisy, to critically and insultingly comment on a White House physician (far more educated than Mrs Pelousy and most Democraps…) who prescribes a medication to a willing president, a medication mind you that contrary to my first illustration and to the best of my knowledge has yet to kill anyone, except possibly someone who was already dangerously ill and the Hydroxychloroquine was a last resort.

    Morbidly obese? How about Jerrold Gonadler for morbid obesity? How about morbidly stupid???

    And speaking of morbidly stupid, I greatly fear that Democraps will hear the drug Hydroxychloroquine described as a prophylactic and decide they don’t have to use rubbers anymore….

  2. Stubby Buddy

    I note that the new Republicans rightly and properly ignored the whole mask fraud. np, however, is wearing one (in one case, just around her neck), but it cannot hide how unhappy she looks.

    Mathematics and geometry of masks here:

    They are USELESS – except as a sign of submission to government. Which is their main purpose.

  3. GreenBeretLTC

    Folks with obviously less than aesthetic physical attributes probably should be cautious about criticizing those of another. Certainly, Trump’s not skinny, but morbidly obese, hardly….

    People in glass houses should not throw stones….

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