Baker Issues ‘Stay-at-Home’ Order

Posted March 23rd, 2020 by Iron Mike

Keeping up with his California rival,  a tired-looking Charlie Faker issues an Executive Order shuttering all ‘non-essential’ businesses, – and ‘suggests’ you stay at home…

Begins at Noon March 24th through Tuesday, April 7th…. Read more »

Trump Learns Romney Is In Quarantine

Posted March 23rd, 2020 by Iron Mike

I thought Trump handled this news with extraordinary aplomb!

Pritzker: A Rare Democrat Who Gets It!

Posted March 22nd, 2020 by Iron Mike

When we think of Illinois – we mostly think of the corrupt and gang-infested city of Chicago,  – and the endless murders by young Black and Hispanic gangs. (2019: 2754 shot / 517 murdered).
But most of Illinois is rural, – rolling farm country,  – where 911 response is measured in miles. Read more »

Did Cuomo Just Steal Hillary’s Parachute?

Posted March 22nd, 2020 by Iron Mike

With just 113 days until the start of the Democrat National Convention in Milwaukee (if it can be held), – lots of people were expecting Hillary to parachute in as “the responsible alternative” to the two crazy old coots…

But now many are whispering a different name,  – NY Governor Andrew Cuomo,  – based on his handling of the Coronavirus Crisis and in particular that renegade communist mayor down in NYC. Read more »

Baltimore Mayor Says “Stop Shooting!”

Posted March 21st, 2020 by Iron Mike

With all the national attention on Coronavirus and businesses shut down,  – did you hear about Mayor Jack Young’s plea to his young citizens? 
Corruption, inept city government, poverty, crime have all worked to reduce Baltimore’s population to barely over 600,000 – at least 65% Black. Read more »

Kenny Rogers Broke Even Last Night

Posted March 21st, 2020 by Iron Mike

Married 5 times,  the Gambler died peacefully in his sleep at age 81 in Colbert, Georgia.

In your lifetime you’ll find damn few singers with as soft a voice and as artistic a delivery. Read more »

Let’s STOP The Fear-Mongering – NOW!

Posted March 20th, 2020 by Iron Mike

Either by evil plan or by inept carelessness,  the Chinese have set loose a virus that kills the old,  the weak,  and the infirm.   Now the Western World and the USA have been reacting like cockroaches, – scurrying for our safe hiding places.

It took three years under Trump for this nation to recover from 8 years of Obama;  now we’ve destroyed all those gains in three weeks.  Why?  Read more »

Tax Day Is Deferred Saith The Tweet

Posted March 20th, 2020 by Iron Mike

Amid the Media-Generated Coronavirus Chaos,  we are about to run our suddenly more expensive Federal Government without revenue.

Not only is the Government about to cut checks to tax-paying citizens;  – the dreaded April 15th Tax Deadline has been pushed back by 90 days….  It’s sad that Trump has been conned into this, – – because it sets a terrible precedence. 

For Every Seller There’s A BUYER

Posted March 19th, 2020 by Iron Mike

With Deep Deep Sorrow….We Announce

Posted March 18th, 2020 by Iron Mike

that career drunk Bill Weld has dropped out of the 2020 Presidential Race.

We were so looking forward to when Joe Biden would counsel him in public about his behavior around women….
And frankly,  – we were hoping for a few more weeks of mocking his back-stabbing,  Obama-loving,  Trump-hating drunken ass.  Hey Bill, – Biden will be looking for a VP,  – you’ve got experience!