Never-Trumper Mark Sanford Drops Out

Posted November 12th, 2019 by Iron Mike

The run-away South Carolina “Luv-Gov” – who South Carolina voters forgave enough to send to Congress, – failed to get any traction for his WH bid.

A tragic story – almost Shakespearean – of a popular governor,  – rising in the national spotlight,  – who abandoned his office, his wife, his 4 sons – to pursue forbidden love with a foreigner….

And when forgiving voters gave him a true chance at redemption, – he BLEW it by becoming a Never-Trumper.

Nobody showed up at his events….

We hope you’re a music and theater fan Mark… 

2 Responses to “Never-Trumper Mark Sanford Drops Out”

  1. Kojack

    Its like he was never there…good riddance!

  2. Aloha Snackbar

    Who knew he was running?