Maura Healey, Come On Down To Texas!

Posted November 20th, 2016 by Iron Mike

Our Left-Wing Lesbian Crusader has been summoned to give a deposition in her left-wing witch-hunt against BIG OIL.
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Will she wear her cowboy boots,  and bring her own attorney?  Will she visit Sue Ellen’s – the famous Dallas lesbian bar?

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Maura has been pursuing three parallel paths to national recognition – expecting to attract the attention of President Empress Hillary….

She pursues ‘hate crimes’,  – but there aren’t many in liberal MassHole…

She pursues the “known culprits” of man-made global warming,  – those evil big oil companies “who knew all along they were destroying the planet….”.

And she pursues the gun manufacturers – who she accuses of “not caring how many children are killed,  so long as they make big profits…..”.

In the case of Exxon Mobil – Healey has demanded research records dating back 40 to 50 years,  to the 1960s and 1970s…..

In other words a massive fishing expedition, where she files paperwork, and the oil companies have to pay ten of millions to dig into dusty paper archives – since everything was paper back then….

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But now there will be no Empress Hillary…..

And Exxon has convinced the Judge that maybe Maura’s fishing expedition is beyond the scope of her duties as a Massachusetts Attorney General,…that she’s merely a publicity seeking political hack….in a skirt…

Finding at least probable cause,  Judge Kinkeade has sent Maura an official invitation for a sit-down.

She’d be wise to bring her own attorney along, – she is likely to be in way over her head.  And her testimony will all be under OATH!

Maura is about to learn: “Don’t mess with Texas!”

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4 Responses to “Maura Healey, Come On Down To Texas!”

  1. Catherine

    I hope the judge hands her her own hat and makes her eat it in front of him.

  2. Lonnie Brennan

    More taxpayer money: flights, hotel, food, rental car, clubbing, etc. Well, we can hope she’ll dig her grave deeper at the event…

  3. Ron Motta

    The dems are truly on a roll! Next stop: TOTAL debunking of the Agenda 21-driven global warming/cooling drivel. PLEEEZE go 4 it, MZ Healy! Do your commie buds from the “Common Unwealth” proud…IF you have the guts to do it!

  4. Bill

    Since I’m from MA, I have a question for you Texans. Once Maura is in TX, can you please not send her back to MA, unless it’s in chains and an orange jumpsuit?