Maura Healey, Come On Down To Texas!

Posted November 20th, 2016 by Iron Mike

Our Left-Wing Lesbian Crusader has been summoned to give a deposition in her left-wing witch-hunt against BIG OIL.
Will she wear her cowboy boots,  and bring her own attorney?  Will she visit Sue Ellen’s – the famous Dallas lesbian bar?


Maura has been pursuing three parallel paths to national recognition – expecting to attract the attention of President Empress Hillary….

She pursues ‘hate crimes’,  – but there aren’t many in liberal MassHole…

She pursues the “known culprits” of man-made global warming,  – those evil big oil companies “who knew all along they were destroying the planet….”.

And she pursues the gun manufacturers – who she accuses of “not caring how many children are killed,  so long as they make big profits…..”.

In the case of Exxon Mobil – Healey has demanded research records dating back 40 to 50 years,  to the 1960s and 1970s…..

In other words a massive fishing expedition, where she files paperwork, and the oil companies have to pay ten of millions to dig into dusty paper archives – since everything was paper back then….


But now there will be no Empress Hillary…..

And Exxon has convinced the Judge that maybe Maura’s fishing expedition is beyond the scope of her duties as a Massachusetts Attorney General,…that she’s merely a publicity seeking political hack….in a skirt…

Finding at least probable cause,  Judge Kinkeade has sent Maura an official invitation for a sit-down.

She’d be wise to bring her own attorney along, – she is likely to be in way over her head.  And her testimony will all be under OATH!

Maura is about to learn: “Don’t mess with Texas!”


4 Responses to “Maura Healey, Come On Down To Texas!”

  1. Catherine

    I hope the judge hands her her own hat and makes her eat it in front of him.

  2. Lonnie Brennan

    More taxpayer money: flights, hotel, food, rental car, clubbing, etc. Well, we can hope she’ll dig her grave deeper at the event…

  3. Ron Motta

    The dems are truly on a roll! Next stop: TOTAL debunking of the Agenda 21-driven global warming/cooling drivel. PLEEEZE go 4 it, MZ Healy! Do your commie buds from the “Common Unwealth” proud…IF you have the guts to do it!

  4. Bill

    Since I’m from MA, I have a question for you Texans. Once Maura is in TX, can you please not send her back to MA, unless it’s in chains and an orange jumpsuit?