LaVar Ball Raised A Shoplifter

Posted November 18th, 2017 by Iron Mike

Already a candidate for Worst Parent of the Year,  LaVar Ball dismissed the efforts of President Trump in freeing his son and two teammates from Chinese Justice,  – where they faced 10 years hard labor for shoplifting sunglasses.

When you fathom the racism seething inside Mister Ball,  – you begin to understand why he could have raised a kid good enough to play B-ball for UCLA,  – yet be too stupid to behave himself in a harsh dictatorship.

Asked by ESPN what role Trump had played in his son’s release Ball said:

Who?   What was he over there for?  Don’t tell me nothing,”.

“Everybody wants to make it seem like he helped me out.”

LaVar has three (3) sons,  – all basketball players….

Already one has been arrested for shoplifting from a Louis Vuitton store in Hangzhou. China (outside Shanghai).

Any bets – with a surly racist father like LaVar – on how long until the next family member is arrested…?

LaVar, – you’re a real TURD!

Here’s a QUESTION for you LaVar:   Do you suppose,  – just based on watching the news from America,  – that ~maybe ~ Chinese merchants watch their Black shoppers a little more closely than their Chinese customers…?

If they do,…would that be ‘racism’,…’profiling’,….or ‘understanding the percentages’…?

BTW, was either Obama or Jesse Jackson on their way to China to bring back you son…?

4 Responses to “LaVar Ball Raised A Shoplifter”

  1. Hawk1776

    Neither the Chinese nor the Russians tolerate crooks. “Team UCLA” is lucky they aren’t doing hard time in a Chinese prison. Trump got them out of jail and Dad’s too dumb to know it. Hopefully the kids aren’t.

  2. Varvara

    No Hawk1776, the father is not too dumb to know that Pres. Trump got his son back to the USA. LaVar is really pissed that this white guy got his son home.

  3. Mt Woman

    Yeah, the white guy got his son home–just like the black guy worked tirelessly to get Tahmooressi out of the Mexican jail–the father has a huge racial chip on his shoulder and I wish someone would knock it off!! Thankfully we can’t say “like father-like son”.

  4. GreenBeretLTC

    LaVar Ball (Where DO they get these names…?) apparently hasn’t taught his son not to steal, and, apparently, he’s not good at teaching him English, either. “Don’t tell me nothing.” “I seen worse in LA.” Really?

    At least UCLA (Much to my surprise….) has stepped up to teach these young men lessons in the Seventh Commandment, right from wrong, and civil behavior….

    Hopefully, they’ll learn. Hopefully….