How To Get Your Kid Killed

Posted April 28th, 2016 by Iron Mike

Let him roam the mean streets of Baltimore….
Daisy v Baretta
or any other urban jungle – with a Daisy Powerline model BB Gun, – and then run from the cops….


This is the Daisy Red Ryder BB rifle.

Daisy Red Ryder

If you’re a boy and you didn’t grow up in the 40s, 50s and 60 with one – your mommy raised a pussy!   Even some girls had them,  – and they were handed down over the generations….

They were the most cherished and most common Christmas / birthday gift for boys – starting about age 8.

Today, in America’s gang-infected crime ridden inner cities, – things are very different….

Baltimore shooting scene

Perhaps Volanda Young thought she was being a supportive mom,  – allowing her 13-year old 8th grade son Dedric Colvin to own the Daisy Powerline 340

but did she also tell him to run from the police…?

When two undercover Baltimore cops spotted Dedric walking down the street – pistol in hand,  – they stopped him,  IDed themselves as police, – and he immediately took off running. 

Damn near a fatal blunder!

Volanda Young

Dedric is lucky, recovering from bullet wounds to the shoulder and leg….on the 1-year anniversary of the Freddie Gray riots….

It seems there is no learning curve in some American communities.

Wanna bet that sooner or later Dedric meets another bullet…?

Before his 25th birthday?

3 Responses to “How To Get Your Kid Killed”

  1. Hunter556

    Proof taxpayer money is not needed for Planned Parenthood.

  2. Hawk1776

    I guess I passed the pussy test, although I have no idea whatever happened to my BB gun.

    Stupidity knows no bounds. When pulled over by a cop do what they tell you to do; Say yes sir, no sir; otherwise keep your mouth shut. The kid is lucky he’s alive.

  3. Walter Knight

    Baltimore will settle the family’s lawsuit, just like Chicago did in a similar case.