Have Liberals Been Inhaling Rat Poison?

Posted April 7th, 2018 by Iron Mike

They come to the hospitals in Illinois and now Maryland,  bruised,  and bleeding from the eyes,  ears,  nose,  and gums,…and women suffer very heavy periods.

They’ve been smoking varieties of synthetic marijuana – often called K2, Spice, or “Legal Weed”,….and they have no clue it’s been deliberately or accidentally mixed with Rat Poison.  Now they’re in the Emergency Rooms.

There’s already a name for their condition – “synthetic cannabinoid-associated coagulopathy” – and traces of the rat poison brodifacoum has been found in their systems.


If you liberals have been buying and smoking cheap synthetic weed – please continue.

It’s Darwin’s solution to America’s glut of liberal office holders; – there’ll be fewer of you around to vote in 2018, 2020, 2022,  and by 2024 Mike Pence should be elected President!


When I arrived in Vietnam in August 1971, many of the troops were smoking marijuana,  – gleefully supplied at almost no cost by the Vietnamese civilians who worked on the bases.

What they didn’t know – at 18 and 19 years old – was that the ‘great weed’ they were smoking had been soaked in heroin – straight from the Golden Triangle.

So then the Vietnamese civilians – all part of the unseen VC,  – would sell them little vials of heroin – nearly pure heroin….

In 1966 Mao had promised to destroy the American Army in Vietnam – with drugs.   He came very very close to succeeding!

47 Years Later…

Today while some states have ‘legalized’ or ‘decriminalized’ the possession of small amounts of marijuana,  – it is grown both legally and illegally in almost every state.

And the growers are using a wild mix of fertilizers, fungicides, and insect repellents to keep from losing their crops.  So smokers have no clue what they’re smoking…

And since in many states so-called ‘synthetic marijuana’ falls outside the laws, – there is a demand.   But once again the smoker has NO CLUE what has been added to the mix,  – like just maybe RAT POISON!

So if liberals are finding life stressful, – and they’re in need of a little stress relief,  – they might be better served with a trip to the gym, – or a road run, – and thus avoid the people who will gleefully sell them some backyard weeds laced with rat poison…

But hey,…if they really voted for Bernie or Hillary,…let the blood flow.

Life can be hard.  It can be REALLY hard if you’re stupid!

5 Responses to “Have Liberals Been Inhaling Rat Poison?”

  1. Panther 6

    Mike; Good blog and the Quote from The Duke says it all. Some of the whacko idiots smoking who knows what are definitely STUPID. Time will tell just how bad “Mary Jane” is and what the full impact on grey matter will be. They really don’t know; yet they continue to expand the legality of the stuff. Smelled it in Nam on my second tour but never smoked or puffed without inhaling as I seem to recall one of our Presidents claimed. I don’t feel I missed a thing.

  2. Leonard Mead

    Kinda reminds me of how liberals swallow their own fake news.

    Len Mead
    Unwashed Conservative


    They’re all enlightened 21st Century geniuses Len – way smarter than you or I…

  3. GreenBeretLTC

    Ya know….I’ve often wondered why, if it could be proved you intentionally wrecked your auto, your insurance company wouldn’t pay off, or why, if you intentionally burned down your home or business, your insurance company wouldn’t pay off, or why, as a corporate director or officer, if you intentionalky engaged in illegal activity, your D&O insurance won’t pay off, or if you commit suicide, your life insurance won’t pay off. Why then, when you intentionally engage in reckles and illegal drug use, is your health insurance, or society in general, obligated to assume the costs of your emergency or continuing health and rehab care?

  4. Kojack

    They believe that having a firearm to defend yourself from a mass shooter or other attacker is a bad idea; they believe that not deporting or incarcerating criminals makes a community safer; they believe that the “plumbing” you were born with does not determine your gender and are confused about which bathroom to use; they believe that iSLAM is a religion of peace: they believe that all cultures are equal(i.e. Somalia, Mexico, China, Haiti, N. Korea = U.S.); they believe that America is a racist country even though the vast majority of the CRIMINALS coming here illegally are other than Caucasion; they believe that CO2 which we all exhale causes global warming, and, finally, they believe that securing our borders as a sovereign country is a bad idea. SO WHY WOULDN’T THEY BELIEVE THAT SHADY SCUM-BAGS WOULD NEVER SELL ANYTHING HARMFULL TO THEM?!?!?


  5. Sherox

    Good point, Green Beret LTC.