BREAKING: Massive Capital One Data Breach!

Posted July 29th, 2019 by Iron Mike

 

4 Responses to “BREAKING: Massive Capital One Data Breach!”

  1. Aloha Snackbar

    Mike, why are you calling him a she?

    ??????????????????????????????

    When the story broke last night the first reporting mentioned a WOMAN.

    This morning I updated the post to reflect that Thompson ~ claims ~ to be transgender. We won’t REALLY know until a doctor testifies….

  2. B.O.B.

    Knew something looked off

  3. Austin Powers

    That’s a MAN, baby!

  4. Kojack

    Now HE’S right up there with BRADLEY MANNING. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU INDULGE MENTAL ILLNESS!!! TRANIES SHOULD NEVER BE TRUSTED IN POSITIONS WHERE THEY HAVE ACCESS TO SENSITIVE DATA!!! You can change the plumbing but not the DNA and all those heavy psycho drugs fuck up your reasoning skills.

    The silver lining for Paige is that HE will get to “practice” being a woman in prison whether he like it or not.