Baker Issues ‘Stay-at-Home’ Order

Posted March 23rd, 2020 by Iron Mike

Keeping up with his California rival,  a tired-looking Charlie Faker issues an Executive Order shuttering all ‘non-essential’ businesses, – and ‘suggests’ you stay at home…

Begins at Noon March 24th through Tuesday, April 7th….

Gee Charlie,…what about the election scheduled for March 31st ?


I do not believe I can or should order U.S. citizens to be confined to their homes for days on end.  It doesn’t make sense from a public health point of view and it’s not realistic, – especially if people need to get to work at essential businesses or go to places like grocery stores, pharmacies, or hospitals or health care providers.”

Thanks Charlie,  – you’ve just closed anyplace people might want to go.

Hysterical over-reaction?  Thus far,  just 5 people – all older and with preexisting conditions, – are alleged to have died in MassHole from Coronavirus.

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