Al Gore Buys Seaside Monastery

Posted April 29th, 2010 by Iron Mike

Saint Albert With Sacred Statue

Saint Albert – Patron Saint of Man-Made Global Warming and his badly disturbed [who can blame her] wife Tipper have just made a purchase that will surely put to rest any lingering fears you have about carbon emissions, global warming, melting icecaps, rising sea levels and Polar Bear sex.  

For a mere $8,875,000.oo the Gores just bought an ocean-front villa Monastery in Montecito, Calif.  “1.5 acres with a swimming pool, spa and fountains, a real estate source familiar with the deal confirms. The Italian-style house has six fireplaces, five bedrooms and nine bathrooms.”

Thus after a decade of writing a best-selling book, producing a movie, receiving a Nobel Prize and an Oscar, and working the high-dollar lecture circut, –  perhaps the Gores are finding their carbon-spewing mansions back in Carthage and Nashville, Tenn a “little inconvenient” – for all their celebrity guests.

NOW we can understand the urgent fury to pass Cap & Trade.  Simple,  Al doesn’t want ocean waves breaking into his living room.  A displaced polar bear might come for lunch.

Has Saint Albert qualified for the Hypocrite of the Year award?  Think he’ll put up a wind turbine to power the place?  And to think that some days I worry about not having enough to write about . . . zsheeech!

   /s/  Iron Mike
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One Response to “Al Gore Buys Seaside Monastery”

  1. Funny Guy

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