Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades…. Former socialist governor of Maryland, – Martin “Rainwater” O’Malley failed to qualify for the March Primary ballot – coming up way short of valid signatures.   He probably got “Clintoned”….

2016: Our Final Obamination Year

December 31st, 2015

He said “Elections have consequences!”,   – and we have suffered through these past seven years trying desperately not to vent our frustrations using any words which would add fuel to his ‘racism’ self-pity…. Fact is, – if he wasn’t half-black,…he’d have been impeached years ago.   Now the most racist president since Andrew Johnson, Woodrow Wilson, Harry […]

Bill Clinton Reviewing State Laws

December 30th, 2015

The disbarred and thoroughly disgraced former prosecutor is rechecking the statutes – state-by-state….and trying to remember their names…

Remember they are Twelvers,…they want to bring on Armageddon – so the “Hidden Imam” will reveal himself and lead them to victory and Paradise…   What do they have to lose – particularly with Obama the Pussy in command…? This week they upped their cat-&-mouse game – one of their swarm boats fired a missile from […]

Matt Bevin was sworn in as Governor of Kentucky – just three weeks ago…and he’s already keeping campaign promises! He’s only the third Republican Governor there,  and Kentucky is up to their necks in financial and social problems after decades of Democrat mismanagement.   Matt has a huge job before him,  – but he’s already sounding […]

“Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by RiNO malice!” Somehow,…somewhere,…the bankrupt MassGOP just ‘found’ $215K to finish paying off the Mark Fisher lawsuit.   Who put up that kind of cash…Mitt Romney or Jeb Bush?

This evil woman does nothing unscripted!   This family stroll – with the Bitch in her Chinese coat – was intended to send signals to Bill’s old overseas donors. Oh,…stupid you,…thought it was about baby Charlotte in the carriage and the other one waiting to be born – just in time for the election…. Ooh-Aah!

He’s squandered $35 Million on ads so far – with barely 4% of the polls to show for it… Now his PAC “Right To Rise” will be spending another $14.1 Million to flood New Hampshire and Boston TV with RiNO ads leading up to Tuesday, February 9th.   By then New England Republicans should be pretty […]

She looks nice – almost attractive,  – but she’s one of Vladimir Lenin’s left-over useful idiots,  – willing to go into the streets and march on the Winter Palace… Folks,  never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity!   Keely probably isn’t really ‘evil’;  – but the sum of her action,  – her […]

N-O-T-H-I-N-G quite says “Bad-Ass Black Teenage Gangsta Rapper”  – like napping in a pool of your own blood,  – with your pants down below your ass,  – waiting for the coroner to come take pictures for your next rap album… Hey, Merry Christmas Daquan; – everybody in Charlotte knows your name this morning!