Just when you think that things couldn’t possibly get any weirder, – they do. Turned on the news this morning and our pResident Zero has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize! I’m stunned! The man with no paper trail, no documentation, and certainly no résumé is now a Nobel Laureate? For what – his World Apology Tour?
You just gotta know that Bill Clinton is one pissed-off dude this morning! Now Teddy Roosevelt, Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, and Zero all have one, – and he doesn’t.
Brace yourselves; Zero will have to travel to Oslo in December to accept his prize. You can all start office pools on how many times our Narcissist-in-Chief will say “I” during that speech. I’m betting at least 30 times. What’s next, – an Oscar and an Emmy – for voting “Present”? Just what Zero was needing right now after that Olympic slam – a little ego boost.
How ironic that he is getting this at the same time he cut funding for the Iran Human Rights Documentation Center, – the little group who track the outrages of the Mullahs in Iran. [For instance – it is against Muslim teachings to execute a virgin. So prison guards rape them the night before they are to be hung.] The Center is a whopping $3 million line item. But somehow THE MEssiah – who is spending Trillions, – took note of them and cut their funds “so as not to appear confrontational” with Ahmadinejad. And he won a prize! Whee!
/s/ Iron Mike
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