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Posts tagged ‘Michelle Obama’
First Lady – Or First Lizard?
April 1st, 2012
Thunder-Thighs Lectures Leno
February 1st, 2012
A bizarre demonstration of how not to use the ‘bully pulpit’ – First Beast Michelle Obama lectures Leno on what to eat. Jay, enjoy your payback for all those lame Bush and McCain jokes you told over the last 15 years. Eat a zucchini!
Does This SMELL To You?
October 27th, 2011
Former ENRON oil and gas trader – worth over $1.5 Billion – holding BIG DOLLAR fundraiser featuring Michelle Obama on Nov 1st. What’s in it for John D. Arnold? Public employee pension funds! Yep – he wants Obama’s help in converting public employee pension funds into 401Ks – managed by his friends. With a [...]
A Day Of Grotesque News
October 12th, 2011
If this was a movie, you’d walk out. Yesterday was a day of images for our T-shirt president. First he went to Pittsburg for a speaking / fundraising engagement. The pictures tell the story of near-total disinterest in this failed leader. Meanwhile, back at the zoo, . . .
Was This Trip Necessary?
September 29th, 2011
During the dark days of WWII when we were rationing gasoline here and overseas, the everyday question for both military and civilians was: “Is this trip necessary?” What ‘necessity’ caused Michelle Obama to go shopping for ‘stuff’ at Target in Alexandria today? How big was the Secret Service escort? How many big armored SUVs rolled [...]
“Let Them Eat Food Stamps!”
September 24th, 2011
A bridge too far? A bracelet too much? Obama Stuck on Stupid? Obama wants what he wants – when he wants it! It is the would-be dictator in him. Thursday he flew Air Force One once again – to Cincinnati – to DEMAND that Congress pass a spending bill for another ‘shovel ready project‘ – [...]
Michelle’s Dark Christmas Message
December 17th, 2010
The so-called fashion world is abuzz this morning because First Scowl Michelle OBummer wore a vintage [second-hand] dress to a Christmas event. Somehow we’re supposed to be impressed that the thing was used [recycling] and that the once-famous designer is dead, yet the 1950s dress still costs $2500.oo. That’s a mortgage payment right there. So [...]
Do NOT Look!!
September 18th, 2010
Do NOT look further with either food or beverage in your mouth!
Michelle Obama: In Your Face Again
August 24th, 2010
Refresh my memory – as Americans living in the land founded on religious freedom, we’re supposed to accept all religions equally, right? Catholics, Methodists, Jews, Buddhists, and Rastafarian, all equally welcomed and accepted. Accepted mind you, not just tolerated, even when the Rastafarians sacrifice goats. Muslims too, right? After all, Islam is “just a religion”, [...]
Dear Mrs. Soetoro
July 29th, 2010
Dear Mrs. Soetoro,