Posts tagged ‘Acton Boxborough High School’

Acton-Boxborough kids don’t know SQUAT, – but at least they won’t bully… Doctor Alexandria H. Callen is moving on.  She parlayed her time as Chief Ooey-Gooey Chearleader into a ritzy private school gig at the Lakewood School in Seattle. She leaves behind 2000 kids well-schooled in not bullying gays or retards,  – who feverently believe […]

The truth is…we never stopped you… Another alumni of our űber-expensive Acton-Boxborough High School has gone to meet his maker – with his system full of unknown amounts of booze, pills, and final nightmares. Pity his parents. Pity the next set of parents.  Acton’s dirty little liberal drug-addicted secret is out in the open. Everybody […]

 Hello Americans!  This is a day I’ve been waiting a long time for – the first-ever meeting of the Acton Boxborough Young Republicans!   This is very significant in a town which managed to embarrass itself by voting for the ethically flawed Martha Coakley over Scott Brown by 58% [ 5371 / 3896].  The majority of […]