Scandals? We don’t have no stinkin’ scandals…

Posted June 27th, 2013 by Jim Ettwein

Actual conversation…Fair Share

Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the Fort Hood shooting?”
Bob: “No the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the one where Obama changed the Rules of Engagement for our warriors?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the ‘green energy’ joke?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the National Labor Relations Board mess?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean SEAL Team VI Extortion 17?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean massive voter fraud?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the Boston Bombing?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one”
Jim: “The State Dept. interfering with an IG investigation on dept. sexual misconduct?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper & Holder all lying to Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-info voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?”
Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”
I knew they’d get it.  What’s going to be this week’s scandal?  There’s still time, it’s only Thursday.  rr

2 Responses to “Scandals? We don’t have no stinkin’ scandals…”

  1. Sam Adams

    The fact that Republicans who claim to be conservative keep cowtowing to phony, Democrat-lite MassGOP establishment goons is an even bigger one.

  2. Casey Chapman

    establishment Republicans=RINO’S and D.I.D.’s. Either way, they’re all progressives. Big government b.s. artists.

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