With Hugo Chavez dead four long years now, – it must really suck to be the remaining runt dictator left on earth.
The Mongolian Turd (aka Kim Jung Un) held a big parade on Saturday – to celebrate his grandfather’s birthday. Then he launched a missile to demonstrate how he could reach West Coast American cities….
It blew up seconds after launch….sort of like a premature ejaculation….
Now Kim has to consider the four (4) likely causes:
SHIT HAPPENS: Both the Germans (V2 Program) and the Americans (Vanguard Program) experienced seemingly endless problems to get their missiles to work. Many exploded.
SABOTAGE: Somebody isn’t welding all the fixtures and tightening all the bolts – on purpose. Russian slaves working in the German V2 factory did this….
The DAMNED AMERICANS DID IT: Just maybe Ronald Reagan’s vision of Star Wars has found the technology to explode enemy missiles seconds after launch…? Did a laser or a radio transmission cause the missile to explode?
So today Kim has to decide if he needs to machine-gun a few more generals (and their families),….or accept the momentary humiliation and drive on building a reliable ICBM.
Spending the money feeding his starving nation is out of the question! It would be seen as a sign of weakness….
Even without a reliable stock of ICBMs – each tipped with a reliable nuclear warhead,…Kim is still in position to wreck havoc in the neighborhood.
Fully 10,000,000 people live in Seoul – each and every one of them within range of Kim’s conventional artillery batteries.
He could turn the city into rubble within 30 minutes…..if he wanted to start a war that would be over in a day.
But then,.. the Mongolian Runt doesn’t think like we do…