NorK Runt Kim Jung-un Executes Former Lover

Posted August 29th, 2013 by Iron Mike

Don’t break up with a runt who commands firing squads.
Kim's ex girlfriend
Hyon Song-wol had been Kim’s teenage lover – but daddy broke it up. She continued her singing career, married a soldier, had a baby. After daddy died he re-kindled the romance – showed her off in public.

But somehow last year he married another singer, Ri Sol-ju. Then things started to go bad for Hyon…

 2012 Kim shows off new bride
Seems Hyon made some grievous mistakes: (1). being North Korean, (2). dating Kim Jong-un, (3). probably having his kid while married to a soldier, (4). then making a porn video after their breakup…

The porn video may have been too much loss of face for Dear Leader.  She and other members of the cast were executed by machine-gun fire – as their friends and families watched. The lesson in ruthlessness will not be lost in that tiny country.

New wife Ri – take careful note,…and be sure to keep Dear Leader very happy!
Ri Sol-ju

Hyon Song-wolNow I’m not saying ‘all NorK girls look the same’,

– BUT…is there an uncanny resemblance between current wife Ri and executed lover Hyon…?

Obama Cartel – take careful note: If the Mongolian Runt will machine-gun his ex-lover [and mother of his bastard child] – he’s not a man to take lightly.

Ri, we at RRB wish you a long happy marriage – and many healthy children. Because your runt husband has plenty of well-trained obedient replacements at his beck and call…

Replacement Wives

One Response to “NorK Runt Kim Jung-un Executes Former Lover”

  1. Casey Chapman

    The Runt reminds me of gangsters here in the 1920’s. Has to have his ego stroked. Probably not the only part that has to be stroked.

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