So the youngest and least worthy of Joe’s privileged sons is finally gone to meet his maker.
Liberals will lament the loss of their “Liberal Lion”, while I remember a young pregnant star-struck girl trapped and drowning in his car.
Am I heartless and unfeeling? Or am I still remembering Chappaquiddick, – and Ted’s entire life of drunken excesses?
Well, John Kerry is ready, – he’s been carrying Ted’s eulogy around in his pocket for five years, along with business cards which read Senior Senator At Last! I think I should go buy some anti-nausea pills this morning. This next week is going to really make me sick!
At least Ted’s little ploy to avoid Massachusetts taxes didn’t work. Guess Obama didn’t drop by to pay his respects soon enough, – but watch him steal center stage now!
/s/ Iron Mike
Old Soldier, – Still Good for Parts!