I voted Democrat because…

Posted August 1st, 2010 by Jim Ettwein

When your friends can’t explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list.  They can then pick a reason.  Won’t they feel proud to be recognized for their intelligence and good judgment?
10.   I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
9.   I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8.   I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine, as long as nobody is offended by it.
7.   I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.  (remember:  when seconds count, the police are just minutes away!)
6.   I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
5.   I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion, so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
4.   I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits (and I’ll pay for it for them).
3.   I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
2.   I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
1.   I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ASS (see pic above) that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

(Reprinted from the internet because it was too good not to.) rr

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