Day 6: Trump Effect – Dow UP 20,068

Posted January 25th, 2017 by Iron Mike

And as the Sixth Day drew to a close,  the stock market was well over 20,000,  and the new President had issued Executive Orders on Border Enforcement and Sanctuary Cities.

Liberals already in a dither were gasping for air,  gulping down Quaaludes,  – and furiously knitting new pussy hats.   And so far, Trump hasn’t broken a sweat!
Seems it was all just a matter of keeping promises…

2 Responses to “Day 6: Trump Effect – Dow UP 20,068”

  1. FLICK

    Is anyone else unsure why he’s consumed with crowd sizes and voter fraud at this time?

    Don’t sweat the small stuff?

  2. Kojack

    The short answer is he doesn’t want the media to get the last word or defining the narrative. To them, not responding to an accusation is an admission if they don’t like you.