SnowZilla Has President Trapped In White House
After years of campaigning against the evils on man-made global warming, Mother Nature has struck back at President Obama – trapping him in the White House surrounded by over two feet of heavy wet snow.
Michelle Obama is said to be particularly disturbed by seeing so much white stuff outside every window.
But never fear America! Al Gore is en route to save Obama! He’s flying in from Tennessee in his private jet bringing TONS of fresh man-made Global Warming, his special variety of hot air, and his own solar-powered snow blower to dig a path to the MEssiah and his trapped family! And yes, that’s American made [union made] Global Warming. And no endangered species will be destroyed in this endeavor. Isn’t Obama lucky to have a friend like Al Gore?
/s/ Iron Mike
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