Totally unable to claim any success with the American Economy, a desperate Obama calls on America’s walking Viagra Commercial for rescue.
The White House Cartel that claims Republicans have a ‘War on Women’ will ‘honor’ a serial rapist and womanizer – former President Bill Clinton – and listen in rapture as he tells them why Obama should be re-elected. Of course, he’ll be lying, – again.
Because his real message is “I told y’all you should’a nominated Hillary. But that’s OK, she’ll be ready in 2016”.
So watch tonight as Bill does what he does best – stand before a national audience and lie his ass off.
And ~ just maybe ~ you’ll catch him throwing in a few digs, – to set Hillary up for 2016.
Then with her safely on the Cook Islands, he’ll head off looking for that sex-needy Sandra Fluke.
The pathetic part is not Bill or Sandra’s tawdry sex lives. The pathetic part is that so many Democrats still revere both Clinton and Obama, – and still respect Fluke.
The surviving Kennedys will also be at the DNC to speak on behalf of Obama. They are another sordid story,…but I can only endure so much squalid slimy history in one day.
As for the latest redheaded wannabe – young Joseph P. Kennedy III, – let’s just say we don’t need any more drunken antics in our Congress. Let the Kennedys fade back into private life – where they can self-destruct without occupying our TV screens.
September 4th, 2012 - 10:18 am
I would bet if they trotted out John Edwards, with his sordid past, even he would receive a standing O from the party faithful most of which have over imbibed on the kool aid. How about ex-Rep Weiner or former NY Attorney General Eliot Spitzer to complete the sex crazed troika?
September 4th, 2012 - 11:04 am
IM,
I think you meant “Impeached Priapic”, no?
Hopefully the DNC will fulfill it’s train wreck prophecy this week…the drooling liberal masses will no doubt need buckets with chin straps.
September 4th, 2012 - 12:19 pm
All have forgotten the Arkansas Prison Blood Scandal — There is a documentary tying Clinton to the blood distribution that spread AIDS and hepatitis C to thousands around the world. Billion dollar settlements were given out, but where Clinton is concerned this is only one of many skeletons in his closet. That was a time when the media did it’s job.
September 4th, 2012 - 1:29 pm
These symbols of manhood never learned the meaning of the words:
love, honor, cherish.
September 4th, 2012 - 2:52 pm
This is turning out to be the convention of fools and losers.
I am hearing that not only will Carter be channeled in via telemedia, but Obama’s “god damn America” spiritual leader Rev.Wrong, may also make an appearance. Meanwhile in the background somewhere.. a Jumah prayer is taking place!
You will have to tell me all about it, there is no way that nonsense is playing in my living room or anywhere else in my home.