Totally unable to claim any success with the American Economy, a desperate Obama calls on America’s walking Viagra Commercial for rescue.
The White House Cartel that claims Republicans have a ‘War on Women’ will ‘honor’ a serial rapist and womanizer – former President Bill Clinton – and listen in rapture as he tells them why Obama should be re-elected. Of course, he’ll be lying, – again.
Because his real message is “I told y’all you should’a nominated Hillary. But that’s OK, she’ll be ready in 2016”.
So watch tonight as Bill does what he does best – stand before a national audience and lie his ass off.
And ~ just maybe ~ you’ll catch him throwing in a few digs, – to set Hillary up for 2016.
Then with her safely on the Cook Islands, he’ll head off looking for that sex-needy Sandra Fluke.
The pathetic part is not Bill or Sandra’s tawdry sex lives. The pathetic part is that so many Democrats still revere both Clinton and Obama, – and still respect Fluke.
The surviving Kennedys will also be at the DNC to speak on behalf of Obama. They are another sordid story,…but I can only endure so much squalid slimy history in one day.
As for the latest redheaded wannabe – young Joseph P. Kennedy III, – let’s just say we don’t need any more drunken antics in our Congress. Let the Kennedys fade back into private life – where they can self-destruct without occupying our TV screens.