Once Upon A Time In America

Posted July 11th, 2012 by ironmike

4 Responses to “Once Upon A Time In America”

  1. Walter Knight

    Will you please stop picking on the Village Idiot. He’s smarter than he looks, sounds, acts, and talks. Vice President Biden cares, and he tirelessly worked to save all those cattle guard jobs.

  2. Prim

    Thank You !! I needed that laugh this morning !!

    “While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his Presidency.

    The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle’. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was. The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’.

    The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. ‘You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb *** put him up there.’”

  3. Walter Knight

    The best way to defeat a liberal is to laugh at the dumb ass. There is no defense against humor.

  4. Tea Time

    Mike,

    You made me laugh out loud…thanks.

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