Obama’s 51% Equation

Posted July 1st, 2012 by ironmike

Winning reelection is simply a matter of
fooling 51% of America’s stupidest voters.

How hard can that be?

All he need do is
promise certain key groups
exactly what they want to hear:

  More money for good teachers – 4.7%  6.1 million

  Our reliable government workers – 8%  10.4 million  

  Those ‘barely subsisting’ on welfare – 20% – 67.3 million

  I won’t impose further burdens on the poor [49.5% of Americans pay ZERO tax].

     Or the elderly: 13.1% [41,033,398 voters]

We should be a bi-lingual nation – 15.1% – 47,298,039 Hispanics

I have delivered for Gays: 4% of 2008 voters

Obama has little to fear from religious groups or ‘organized religion’.

   Catholics: 23.9%   74,862,459 – are mostly ‘cafeteria Catholics’ – they nod one way in church, – but in the voting booth they still want their abortion, their drugs, and gay marriage.

   Jews: 1.7%  5,324,945 – will mostly stay true to their socialist convictions – Israel will have to fend for herself.

   Muslims: .6% 1,879,392 – all he needs to do is wink. They know who’s side he’s on.

In 2008 Obama got 129,391,711 votes – 56% of the potential voters.

This November he can survive with far fewer. Just 51% of the stupidest and most self-centered voters will give him a second term.

Greece? What about Greece? OH, yeah, too bad.  Well,…they should have taxed their wealthy factory owners, …you know, – their millionaires and billionaires!

/s/ Iron Mike
Old Soldier, – Still Good for Parts!

NOTE:  In 2008,  Blacks made up some 12.1% of the voter turnout.  I doubt it will be that high this November; – under Obama they’ve seen their unemployment rates double and their illusions shattered.  Still,…they still follow the poverty pimps like Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton,…

If his polling shows any weakness, – he has until late August for Joe Biden to have ‘a health problem’ and for Hillary to step in as his running mate.

[Yes Folks - I'm well aware that some of these catagories overlap.  Still...]

This was 2008:

One Response to “Obama’s 51% Equation”

  1. Walter Knight

    When do we get our free stuff?

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