Rabid Republican Blog

Some questions for “Democrats”, Liberals, Progressives, and admitted Socialists:

Last November 5^th, many of you Liberals had a moment of sheer exaltation.  AT LAST – a Liberal Black Democrat had been voted into the Presidency.  America was born again!  By January 20^th,  many of you were in Nirvana.  Finally that HATED Bush-Cheney team was banished.  Life could begin again. 

Wasn’t His First 100 Days just breathtaking!?  So you’re still enthusiastic, joyful, and swooning?  Your Liberal Dreams are being fulfilled?  Is the Hope and the Change and the “Yes we can” being delivered as promised?

Are you OK with the beatings your 401K and your college 529 funds have taken.  Did your portfolio include GM or Chrysler stock?  Sorry.  Are you content and even reassured by Tim Geithner’s skilled and steady hand at the helm of our economy?  Huge debt and printing more money is good right?   Everybody does it, – right?

Are you eagerly waiting for your chance to buy a new electric golf cart from the new GM [Govt Motors] or Chrysler?  Are you still smugly in agreement with OBummer’s decision to preclude any further exploration or drilling for that dirty smelly oil here in America?  If you are you must also be overjoyed with his blocking construction of new coal-fired and nuclear electrical generation stations. 

I’m curious though,  are you ~ slightly ~ annoyed with Senator Feinstein’s resistance to solar and wind farms being built in her California desert?  How are you preparing to persuade her that Obama’s clean energy is better than preserving the beauty of empty desert? 

Are you still content with that foreign relations wizard “Lovable Joe” Biden being just a heartbeat away from the presidency?  Do you still feel that he brought balance, wisdom, and depth to the ticket?  And Hillary too!   Are you satisfied with her highly visible key policy-making role in this new administration?   How do you explain Obama’s girlfriend – Valerie Jarrett – making all those foreign policy pronouncements in Cairo?  Or former Senator George Mitchell being dispatched to the Middle East?   Obama ~ does ~ trust Hillary, right?

Were you feeling the weight off your shoulders during Obama’s several World Apology tours?  Was this precisely the Hope and Change you’d been longing for?  Was it good to see the dismay and heartbreak on the faces of those WWII vets – who had liberated North Africa and Europe – as they watched this 21^st Century New World Leader apologize for America’s arrogance?   This is exactly what you voted for, – right?

And how about that Bold Stimulus Package – you know – that TRILLION-dollar quick-fix that was rushed through Congress so fast that NOT a SINGLE MEMBER read it?   But you voted for “quick action” back in November, – right?  It sure has worked economic miracles in your area, hasn’t it? 

Now I know you’re probably slightly disappointed that Obama decided not to release the water-boarding photos, because I know how badly you needed to see them to be reassured that your Bush hatred was justified.  But weren’t you thrilled to see those “innocent Chinese Uighurs” swimming in Bermuda?  And you ~ are ~ OK with having the rest of the hard-core al Qaeda locked up in a prison in your state, right?  I mean, Bush lied, – so they’re probably nowhere near as bad as he said, right?  And you are so beyond 9/11 and the beheadings of Daniel Pearl and Nick Berg, – right? 

So you’re likely thrilled with Obama’s first pick to replace David Souter – Judge Sonia Sotomayor?  Because we’ve really been needing a racist lesbian cougar to bring a little American balance to the Court, – right?  I mean,  she may eventually rule that all the Guantanamo terrorist be released – with compensation and US Citizenship.  Justice at last!

I know you’re probably ~ a little ~ frustrated with the delay in confiscating all US firearms.  But give Obama a little more time.  Even with millions of your dollars, it will take ACORN and AmeriCorps a little time to recruit enough mindless thugs, – and train them – to go door-to-door through all those right-wing neighborhoods and actually collect them.  But you’ll be SO much safer when all guns are collected and melted down!  Patience!

I do know you’re relieved that the pResident has done nothing to stem the flow of your recreational pharmaceuticals from over [or under] the Mexican border.  And you still have your crew of illegals cutting your grass every week.  They’ll probably be made citizens pretty soon, – and they’ll be able to share all the Blessings of Liberty that you do.

Let’s just hope they don’t learn how to milk the system, – or they won’t be interested in cutting your grass when they can be drawing welfare, worker’s comp, and disability!  And here in Massachusetts Obama’s pal Deval will even give them a free car! 

I assume your other growing impatience is your wait for Free Medical Care for All.  But this will take just a little longer.  After all, Obama isn’t ~ really ~ a miracle worker, – he just seems like one, and he’s only had 150 days.   It takes time to put American big companies out of business.  He sort of has to do them under one at a time.  But soon enough your health insurance company will be forced to bite the dust, – and you’ll be getting your new GovCROSS / GovSHIELD card in the mail.

And you’ll find your family doctor and your local hospital giving you EXACTLY the same level of quality service you already enjoy from the Post Office, the IRS, the Highway Department, AMTRAK, and your Dept of Motor Vehicles.  Your life-saving surgery will be scheduled with the same lightening speed that your court case was,  by an affirmative action union surgeon just as eager to operate on you as your jury pool was to hear your case.  And it will all be FREE to EVERYBODY!  

And isn’t it about time we cracked down on Wheaties and Cheerios?  Not a minute too soon.  So I know you’re excited, but contain yourself!  Even Jesus took three years to build his following.

Ooh, I hope I didn’t offend you by referencing Jesus!  Let me balance it by saying that even Muhammad took twenty-two years to do his work.  I know you were happy when Obama told the world we aren’t a Christian nation, – but really the largest Islamic nation. 

So Liberals, Progressives, and Socialists, – on balance, – are you satisfied with your MEssiah’s progress in destroying America’s hated capitalism and beginning our New Socialist Era?  Already itching to overturn that pesky 22^nd Amendment?  Relax! Obama won’t let a little thing like our Constitution stand in His way!  He hasn’t yet!   Hey, what’s a mere 29 appointed Czars between Liberal friends of Good Will?

  /s/  Iron Mike
  Old Soldier, – Still Good for Parts!